As he strutted to the stage with his boy band swept hair, tight jeans, and bling (let's keep in mind he's white) he had victory gleaming all over his prepubescent face.
He accepts his second award with the following words "I want to thank Michael Jackson. Without him, we wouldn't be here."
WHAT? Ok, to clarify, I enjoy the musical talents of Michael Jackson as much as the next person. BUT COME ON.
In the beginning Michael Jackson created man? In the name of the Father, the Son and Michael Jackson? Did Michael have a hand (a white gloved one at that) in divine creation?
FAIL.
Here we are damn near six years later and shockingly enough...
ReplyDeleteZombie Jesus in a plush Bunny suit flys on the back of the spirit of The Artist Formally Known as living Michael Jackson bringing fertility to all the children of the world....
"Heeheeeeeeee.... Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"
(mic drop)
Here we are damn near six years later and shockingly enough...
ReplyDeleteZombie Jesus in a plush Bunny suit flys on the back of the spirit of The Artist Formally Known as living Michael Jackson bringing fertility to all the children of the world....
"Heeheeeeeeee.... Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"
(mic drop)