I blog. This is me blogging. Blog blog blog.Ta da! I'm not really sure about blogging etiquette (or if such a thing truly exists), but since when have I adhered to the social norm?... Point made.
Now that I'm an official blogger, I expect to wow everyone with my eloquent prose, deep thoughts and pivoting life view. I'm sure that I will become insanely famous, making so much money I can begin buying pool houses for all my friends and family (put in your orders now).
Ok, I've just now decided to create blogging rules for myself and those individuals who sacrifice their time to read this.
1. I will use the words fuck, shit, damn, ass and probably all the equivalents in French. If this offends you, stop reading NOW (damnit).
2. I will NOT simply whine about how unfair my life is, no one cares.
3. I will NEVER use anyone's actual name even if it is crystal clear to whom I am referring.
4. I will do my very best not to use short hand like, u, txt, goin, l8tr, brb and all that other annoying shit.
Ok. Excellent. Now to more important matters. My truck stereo=gone. After sparks flew out at me (driving down high street, in the dark, in the rain, in traffic) and I saw my life flashing before me, I decided, "hey, let's look on the bright side."..... I'm still trying to think of the bright side.. BUT I think I have a good start.
First, the next time there's an electric fire in my truck, I know the best course of action (which was screaming, yelling, driving like a maniac, calling my dad, and then buying electrical tape).
Second, instead of listening to music in the mornings (or just while driving 6 hours for Thanksgiving) I can contemplate things to blog about!
Third, a thug somewhere is jamming to the melodious french cd's that were in my truck. Therefore, I have single handedly cultured someone. Basically, I'm a hero.
All in a days work. No really, that was my day today.
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